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Disney animated animals who would totally be hot

   I’ve been torn about writing this post.  As of a few months ago, I started including a link to this blog in some of my job applications.  It’s very clearly a personal blog, not a professional blog, which is fine.  But, you know, there’s probably a line of weirdness that is unwritten and also, unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, that I am about to cross by posting this.  Maybe someday I will learn, but today is not that day.  That being said, here is a list of animated Disney animals (with human attributes.  This isn’t Buzzfeed.  Ain’t no Meeko on my list.) who would be completely and extremely attractive were they human.

Honorable mentions: Tramp from Lady and the Tramp; Dodger from Oliver and Company;  Basil from The Great Mouse Detective.

7. Pongo  from 101 Dalmations
I feel like a lot of his attractiveness level is due to his human counterpart, Roger, being  an animated version of my dream guy.  They patterned Pongo after Roger who is hopefully patterned after a real-life individual around my age that I will meet sometime soon.

6.  Jake from The Rescuers Down Under
It’s just one of those things.  Foreign guys who are outdoor-savvy.

5.  Adult Tod from The Fox and the Hound
Tod is such a cute, innocent, typically forgotten character.  He was voiced by Mickey Rooney which kind of blows my mind and weirds me out.  But Mickey Rooney aside, Tod is a winner.

4.  College Simba

 from The Lion King
Okay, there’s a very specific time where Simba is no longer a child, and not quite yet an old adult that he is the MOST attractive.  That is College-Aged-Simba.

3. Robin Hood

 from Disney’s Robin Hood
This is possibly one of the smoothest, suavest adaptations of Robin Hood ever.  He’s a fox.  He’s a literal fox.

2.  Max Goof from A Goofy Movie
GOSH Max Goof.  I think he’s supposed to be a sort of human-dog-creature? Whatever.  If he were fully human, he would be such a keeper.  I’m trying to ignore how completely creepy I sound while writing these.  DO NOT JUDGE ME.

1.  Kovu from The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
I’m pretty confident that I would have a crush on any character voiced by Jason Marsden (ignoring Chester from Fairly Odd Parents; note: Chase Young, Tino Tonitini, Max Goof, etc.).  Voice crushes are weird, you guys.  With or without a love of Jason Marsden, it seems to be a law that people are attracted to Kovu.  I don’t know how they could make an animated lion so appealing to so many people, but well done, Disney.  You’ve accomplished a very strange thing.